Election Day Silliness

We all need a little bit of silliness on election day, here is my contribution:

The Empire Strikes Back Election

This is silly, but it does kinda fit. This election is just like the Empire Strikes Back. Yeah, we were all happy after Reagan blew up the Death Star, but we know they were coming back. They always come back. Those media droids have been scouring the universe for two years looking for our secret rebel base, and we know they found us. Heck, Obama even asked Admiral Ozell, uh Biden, to be his VP. Its only going to be a matter of time before he decides that a "surprise" comment would be "wiser" and Obama will go all Vader on him. Things are probably going to go bad: Iraq could end up in pieces like C3PO, and Rush Limbaugh might have a date with the Fairness Doctrine Carbonite chamber. Yet, there is always next movie, and the hope we are going to have our day again. Just without the Ewoks, please.